Aziraphale and Crowley sex would have made “Good Omens” better

Something like this except with Aziraphale and Crowley, and without the pregnancy, of course, because that would be unbelievable:


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From Hellblazer, Volume 6: Bloodlines, a book in which every page is completely marvelously good.

Garth Ennis totally should have written the teleplay, or whatever it’s called, for “Good Omens”. He would have had Crowley and Aziraphale in bed by the 2nd Century BCE. Garth Ennis is great, not just the Hellblazer books, but he somehow knows that if something were to go wrong in heaven, the absolute best possible place on earth for it to go down is West Texas. Ah, how well the Brits know us; it’s comforting.

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